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Showing posts with label offside. Show all posts

Chitungwiza Man Painted White after Stealing Blankets

People gazed as the painted man walked down the street. An angry vendor had painted the young man after he was caught stealing blankets from the vendors washing line 
We didnt manage to get enough information on this story but well this is a lesson well taught to all boy thieves.

Woman finds hubby having sex with friend in kitchen


Woman finds hubby having sex with friend in kitchen
AN adventurous Hwange man reportedly went to extreme measures and sneaked out of his bedroom to have sexual intercourse in the kitchen with a neighbour.
Lucky Moyo of section H in Hwange did the extraordinary when he failed to control his lust for his neighbour Tracy resulting in them having a “cook up” in the kitchen.
The two lovebirds were caught red-handed by Moyo’s wife only identified as Mai Cole after being woken up from her slumber by noises emanating from the kitchen.
“There was drama at section H when Mai Cole caught her husband having sex in the kitchen with her friend who is also their neighbour.
“It was at midnight when she was disturbed by some noises and therefore decided to check on what was happening as she suspected there were thieves.
“Surprisingly, when she tried to switch on the lights, she heard her husband’s voice ordering her to return to the bedroom.
“She then switched on the lights and found underwear on the ground while her husband and neighbour were naked showing that she had disturbed them in action,” said a source.
It is reported that the woman failed to handle the situation and screamed for help alerting other neighbours.
“Tracy was found by neighbours still trying to put on clothes and Mai Cole was all over her accusing her of being a prostitute.
“She tried to escape, but neighbours caught up with her and demanded explanations on what was happening.
“She was saved by Moyo who chased people from his home before locking doors and settling the issue with the two women,” said the source.
Mai Cole confirmed the issue, but said she was not comfortable with discussing the matter with the media.
Efforts to get comments from Moyo and Tracy were fruitless as their phones were both not reachable.

PHOTOS: Vegetarians go to crazy extremes to celebrate not eating meat

There is nothing that speaks ‘I do not consume meat’ like ramming enomous spikes in your face. 
Its Thailand’s annual vegetarian festival, It started this week, known in thailand as ‘Teskan Gin Jay’.
It happens in over ten days and began over 150 years ago on the island of Phuket, some 840 km (520 miles) south of Bangkok.
The festival takes place over ten days (Picture: REUTERS/Jorge Silva)



A devotee of the Chinese Samkong Shrine walks with spikes pierced through his cheeks (Picture: REUTERS/Jorge Silva)

Man Arrested For Driving A Wheelchair While Drunk

A man has been imprisoned for drink driving after he was found over the limit while driving a motorised wheelchair.Ronny Scott Hicks was caught by cops after motorists had made complaints of a man on a mobility vehicle blocking traffic in Palm Bay Florida.

The 54-year-old ma was said to have been slurring his words when police arrived & they also smelt alcohol on him. Officers took Hicks into police custody after her refused to take the breathalyser test.
He refused treatment for a wound on his body and was placed in cells at Brevard County Jail.
Hicks has two previous drink driving convictions - although non of them involved a  wheelchair, His bail has been set $5,000 (£3,227).
This isn’t the first unusual drink driving incident - last month a cowboy in Louisiana managed to avoid charges after he was discovered drunk on his horse.
He said that it was “safer” to let the animal take him home after having a little too much to drink.

7 reasons you should never use Africom Internet by Dr Clarence

Africom was supposed to be a giant of  Telecommunication and Internet Service Provision but in reality they are a Giant of market abuse, fraud, false and misleading advertising, misrepresentation, and incomprehensible service charges.
In my one month experience of using Africom, Everything has always been hectic, they always have some sort of problem, in my experiences with powertell and zol, Everything has always been fine.

Zol internet has always been fast and up, Zol is never down or slow for even a second regardless the time or number of users.

Africom is abusing the market and it is my duty as a Public Defender to bring Africom to book, Africom should take responsibility for its crimes of Market abuse
Below are 7 reasons you should never use Africom
 


01.Africom engages in market abuse or unfair trade practices, They will take your money even when their service is down, you may buy airtime this minute and their network will work in taking your money then when you want to use the airtime what you bought if for they will tell you "We are sorry out base stations are down"

When a person says they are sorry without rectifying the problem they are just politely saying "Go f**k yourself"

02. Africom will steal your money, if you buy $5 airtime they may give you $4 and when you call they will tell you we will get back to you, we are looking into it

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03.Africoms Base stations are always down almost everyday, Africom internet is always down more time than it works and when it finally works

04.Africom internet is very slow, they throttle speeds

05.Live support is not live and it does not respond to both their online chats and emails

06.Africom has no respect for ghetto people, They identify their victims based on where they come from and they think ghetto people can not afford to take legal action so they victimize them

07.Africom continually abuses Consumers’ right to complain in writing and receive a prompt responses. Africom has for three weeks not responded to my single email

I appeal to the respective ministry to stop Africom from operating and i am seeing to it that i get compensated all my losses caused by the poor perfoming service provider wanna be "Africom" they even put the Afri part in their company name, which is an insult to Africa, no wonder why foreigners always look down upon africa, Africom is tarnishing my African image. More details to follow when i file summons on monday...Dr Clarence

Gokwe man impregnates own daughter

Gokwe man impregnates own daughter
Gokwe man impregnates own daughter
A GOKWE man who twice sneaked into his daughter’s blankets and allegedly raped the teen, impregnating her in the process has appeared in court facing two counts of rape.

The abuse came to light when the man, who cannot be named to protect the identity of the girl allegedly sired a baby boy with his 15-year-old daughter.

Gweru magistrate, Sithabile Zungula, 44, remanded the man in custody to October 23.


Prosecutors said on October 6 last year the man sneaked into his daughter’s bedroom hut and raped her once before threatening her with death.


Sometime in December last year, the man sneaked again into the bedroom hut and raped his daughter once.

The girl kept the rape ordeal to herself but on August 5 this year she gave birth to a baby boy.

When she was asked who had impregnated her the girl revealed that her father had raped her twice.

The case was reported to the police leading to the arrest of the man.

The Worst Radio Show in Zimbabwe

At the moment the FM & Internet radio dials are slowly filling up with stations, so i'm asking you out there what your Worst radio station is at the moment, lets find out.

Just this other day i was listening to a local radios call in promotional show, A listener called in to enter a competition but her phone timed out and one of the ,Yelled out "She has a poverty demon that doesn't want her to win a shirt" i regretted not being able to record that childish statement but thanks to my advanced IT skills i was able to recapture that statement from my computers memory cache.
In Zimbabwe we have Djs who are behaving like prostitutes on live radio, flirting with every artist that they interview, thinking that by playing music that they cant make themselves they are above everyone. Snobbish Men and women who engage in everyday childish swag competitions with their counterparts have flooded the Zimbabwean airwaves.

Whats your worst Radio Show and Radio Station, Leave it in the coment box below