JUNE 2015 RECAP Explosive Whatsapp Chats Leaked Of Hot Zimbabwean Women Planning To Use Witchcraft To Get Married

December 09, 2015
A chat conversation between three Zimbabwean landed on our desk this morning. In the conversation, the ladies are plotting on using some juju to trap their boyfriends into marriage. They scheme to capture his urine and other unorthodox means. Read the full transcript below:
Grace :eheka,ungawitneswe nani chokwadi
Ruvastar : newechete
Ruvastar : im waiting for Ken
Ruvastar :timbokwirana
Grace: Ken ndeupi aunty
Ruvastar  Ben10 lol
Grace : upi wacho nhai
Ruvastar: Let me show u
Grace: weku captwn..oo..k
Ruvastar: kkkk. No. Iwe
Grace: Upiko Lool. Handimuziye hanty
Ruvastar: tapedza
Grace: nesuwo
Ruvastar: ndabhoo
Grace : Morning
Ruvastar: morning sweety pie
Grace: how are u
Ruvastar : very good
Grace : inga in im not
Ruvastar : wakambokwirwa nemunhu uchinyatsonzwa ropa kumhanya
Ruvastar : wats wrong honey
Grace : Im tired of this guy ruva
Grace : I want to fix his ass
Grace : His an asshole nxaaa
7:13am- Grace : ANga asipo nezuro
7:14am – Ruvastar: Ska dzokera nhasi
7:14am- Grace : Im going back
7:14am-Ruvastar – Zvino butsu wakawana jecha here
7:15am –Grace – Shaaaa kana
7:15am –Grace :even weti
7:15am –Ruvastar – Ahhh
7:15am-Grace-Aaah ndombononzwa kuti anotii
7:15am-Ruvastar – Wakatadza sei kutora weti nhaiii
Grace : Ndaitora sei kana munhu achisiya a flusher
Ruvastar : Unomutaimira apinda oti baby don’t flash, Ndakumama, Rozononoka kuenda
Grace : OK
Ruvastar ; Gaba wakatoisa mu toilet kare
Grace :But nhasi I think hapana deal. Will go kwa rasta ndombononzwa.
Ruvastar : Ok love
Ruvastar: Asi hauna number dzavo? Rumbi ane mupositori wekuno
Grace : Ndinadzo, she doesn’t answer

Grace : haaa rumbi ka
Ruvastar : Hakuna munhu akadaro
Ruvastar : Shem
Ruvastar : Hanzi kune yekumacheke, sis doesn’t rest
Grace : Haa rumba kwaakumberi..Aaaaah hakuna munhu akadaro
Ruvastar: Kumberi kwekuseri
Ruvastar: Welly akajamuka
Grace : haa he will come around. Ini hangu undine hasha. I feel like I should break it off with Themba cause basically Im wasting my time
Ruvastar: You need to trust ur instincts
Grace : my soul is crushing
Ruvastar : And you honestly don’t need that. Baby u really not happy sha
Ruvastar : U need ur freedom but you not getting it. U deserve better n to be treated likea queen

July 21 between 9:24 and 9:44PM
Rumbie : M going kusenii
Rumbie : Tomorrow
Ruvastar : Mundiitire
Ruvastar : Campion
Ruvastar : Please
Rumbie : will burn ndapiwa
Ruvastar : Itai zvangu mudare
Rumbie : will ask Graec to pay for matare I don’t have money ini
Rumbie : Will do something
Ruvastar : Ok Auntie
Rumbie : Don’t worry. Kwatabva kwakure. Patave papadhuze
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