PHOTOS Take your gal swimming on your 1st date....let the water wash off the make up unyatsoona kuti hwfar.

This day and age with Instagram filters, Photoshop and 2 for 1 deals on make up at Ulta girls can look like any bad chick she seen on Instagram and there ain’t a damn thing your Gatorade thirsty a** can do about it but take her swimming on the first date to see her for who she really is and fawwwwwk your feelings, because it’s not what’s on the inside that counts.
Women get up every day, and one of the first things they do before they even leave the house is put on a face that lies to the world. The majority of women even refuse to be seen in public without their liar’s face on. And they claim men are deceptive?
I personally think make up of this caliber should be ILLEGAL. I should be able to prosecute you in a court of law for the trickery. What are your thoughts on women wearing this amount of make up? Let me know int the comments below:

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The only real excuse for transforming your face with make up is if you’re in a relationship with an Ike Turner type man and you don’t want to walk around looking like a Racoon, but I give her two thumbs down for looking like a domestic abuse victim on the left and Kelly Rowland on the right.

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