Wedding bells could be tolling soon for Samantha “Gonyeti” Kureya, pictured, who early this year became the first woman to be nominated for the Outstanding Comedian category by the National Arts Merit Awards (Nama). The rising comedian told journalists on Sunday that she has been dating a Harare­based gynaecologist for close to year. “We are happy with our relationship and we want to take it to the next level. I am not prepared to identify him yet because we want to keep it away from the radar,” said Gonyeti. Gonyeti added that her beau has no problems dating a comedian. “He is very supportive and sometimes drives me to shows. The only frustrating thing for him is the fact that sometimes I hardly get adequate time to see him. “At times I get very busy with shows and rehearsals and sometimes going for two weeks without taking a break and this frustrates him a lot,” said the 31­year­old­comedian, who also claims that she has already been introduced to her beau’s relatives. “His relatives love, respect and take me seriously despite my job. It will possibly be difficult for many people to accept but when I am at home I am completely different from Gonyeti the comedian.” Gonyeti ventured into the acting industry in 2008 but she only became a household name seven years later when she joined P.O Box TV which later rebranded to Bustop TV. At Bustop TV, Gonyeti formed a formidable partnership with Prosper “Comic Pastor” Ngomashi Sharon “Magi” Chideu.

Despite the fact that Comic Pastor quit the Luckie Aaroni­ Bustop TV, Gonyeti has not looked back. Along with fellow Bustop TV member Magi, Gonyeti landed the Zimbabwe International Women Awards (Ziwa) gong in the People’s Choice category last year. Gonyeti’s career as Zimbabwe’s leading female comedian then went a gear up this year when she became the first woman to be nominated for the Outstanding Comedian category by Nama. She was nominated for the Nama gong along with Nqobizitha “Q the Boss” Dube and Ntandoyenkosi Moyo who is better known is local comedy circles as Ntando Van Moyo. Though the award was eventually won by Q the Boss, Gonyeti believes being nominated for the award was a massive endorsement of her talent. “It shows that what we are doing as women is also being appreciated. I think I was nominated because people are now appreciating what women have to offer and how we are impacting lives positively. My career can only go up from here,” she said.­ Daily News

Pastors wife wife Church Drama, You will be shocked by what she did

The Family of Christ International Church congregants and their pastor are reportedly worshipping in fear as their leader’s estranged wife is in the habit of pouncing unexpectedly just to disturb services as a way of fixing him.

The man of God, Rodwell Mavumahoko has been humiliated by his wife Beatrice Mupungu Mavumahoko forcing him to seek a protection order against her so he could have peace and regain his dignity.

Pastor Mavumahoko in his affidavit stated that his wife Mupungu who left their matrimonial home in November 2016 had developed a bad habit of coming to his church to disturb services.

“I am applying for a protection order against Beatrice Mupungu Mavumahoko. She should stop her habit of coming to my home and church to disturb services.

“She should stay away from church meetings and disrupting services,” he said.

Mavumahoko also stated that the woman should stop her threats of killing anyone resident at house number 6511 Nkulumane.



“She should not threaten to harm me, relatives, friends, church members and employees,” he said.

The man of cloth also stated that the protection order should stretch to derogatory abusive calls, texts, and threats to hit him, destroying property and burning down of the house.

He further recommended that his wife should only peacefully communicate with him for limited reasons and that she goes for anger management and counselling.

Mavumahoko also displayed that he was living in fear as he suggested that the woman must be prohibited from purchasing firearms.
However, the woman did not attend the court session and the presiding magistrate Tancy Dube granted the protection order in her absence.

Source: B Metro

Bongani Ndlovu, Showbiz Correspondent

RAPPER Cal_Vin shocked and stunned fans yesterday as he went on a tirade after reportedly losing a close family member, insulting God and Jesus and daring them to take his life if they were real, on his Facebook page.

THERE IS NO GOD; Zim Controversial Rapper blasts Jesus

According to a friend and fellow rapper AWA, Cal_Vin had lost a close relative through death.

“We talked on the phone, he was in so much pain, all he said was that he lost a close family member.”

In a series of messages on his Facebook timeline, Mgcini Calvin Nhliziyo – That Luveve Boy – called himself a fallen angel, compared Jesus to Santa Claus, boldly declaring if he was real he would take his life.

“I regret giving Jesus props when all he did was give me pain, this time I’m done acting stupid, do something, prove to people you alive by taking my life f*** boi,” he ranted.

After the post, people, including this reporter, inundated him with calls to find out what was going on, but the rapper would reject the calls and thereafter posted: “Stop calling my phones, I’m not taking any calls.”

Cal_Vin, who was once a Christian rapper named Church Boi, later continued his tirade: “F*** changing, let’s continue with the F***y of life.” This was in an apparent reference to his December track Changes that features up and coming female singer Latora, where he sang about turning a new leaf and changing his partying ways.




He even shared videos and pictures of himself attending church services towards the end of last year and the beginning of this one. The change seems to be out the window as according to him: “Jesus is a myth, I’m Sorry.”

This rant comes exactly a week after Stunner’s wife Olinda sensationally called out the rapper for being a cheat, and threatened to commit suicide via Facebook Live. The next day Cal_Vin posted: “When the Stunner smoke dies down imma (sic) put you on to my good news, I need undivided attention.”

Some of his friends suggested the outburst was just a publicity stunt to promote new music to which Cal_Vin responded with two posts: “Niggas be like this is a publicity stunt, niggas I’m way too talented for a publicity stunt, that’s you following me already, why will I wait till I have 5k friends to pull a stunt, f*** a outta here.”

Whether it is an ongoing publicity stunt or genuine feelings or rapper Cal_Vin’s cellphone was hacked, the Zikhuphani hit maker’s sentiments have not settled well with fans and friends.

Asanda Nester Ladyheart posted: “Just one day disappointment and you insulting Jesus my man you going too far I respected you but you prove not to b man enough to face your problems #grow up Jesus isn’t something u can mess with.”

Another Nozithelo N Khumalo referring to a picture Cal_Vin shared on Facebook of him in bed reading a verse in the Bible said: “If u remember this day was so proud when I saw this post on your wall.”

Three hours later, Cal_Vin deleted the series of posts insulting God and Jesus.

Nqobile Tshili, Chronicle Correspondent

A 16-YEAR-OLD youngster residing in Lupane District in Matabeleland North province used a machete to circumcise self following succumbing to peer pressure. Matabeleland North provincial medical director Dr Nyasha Masuka said the teenager sustained injuries and was rushed to St Lukes Hospital for treatment.

He said the incident occurred last week and the teenager was admitted to the hospital for two days.

Dr Masuka said the boy who completed Form Four last year, was being mocked by his friends who were saying he was not going to attract girls because he was not circumcised.

“It seems the other boys were laughing at him for not being circumcised so he used a machete to circumcise himself and he injured himself in the process.

He was rushed to St Lukes Hospital where the health staff circumcised him,” said Dr Masuka.
He urged youths not to be pressured into making decisions that could endanger their lives.Dr Masuka said he did not understand why the teenager tried to circumcise himself when voluntary male circumcision teams visit his home area regularly.
Lupane district medical officer Dr George Mature said the latest circumcision exercise was conducted in the boy’s area last month.

He said the boy comes from an area with diverse social groups hence it was difficult to penetrate.

“He comes from an area bordering Gokwe, Lupane and Binga and as such the area has different ethnic groups. After attempting to circumcise himself he was rushed to Kenyandavu Clinic which called an ambulance and rushed him to St Lukes Hospital,” he said.

Dr Mature said other patients at the hospital were shocked at the boy’s bravery. “The patients who were admitted with him were wondering how he managed to do it. The good thing is that he wounded the outer layer of the foreskin. So we had to keep him at the hospital to monitor him as he had used a clinically inappropriate tool so we were worried that it could have caused an infection,” said Dr Mature.

He said the boy was discharged after two days.

— @nqotshili Chronicle 

A cheeky teenager who recently went to a house  disguised as a girl and got employed as a housemaid was unmasked at a police station after being arrested for stealing a cellphone and clothes from his employer. The accused, who claimed that he was 16, went to Mrs Viola Mapuranga’s house at Stand Number 27 Cheuchi Farm in Chinhoyi on April 24 where he introduced himself as Patience Mapuranga and indicated that he was related to the family.

He was employed as a maid and worked for a week before leaving unannounced after stealing a cellphone and clothes valued at $150. During his stay, he would sleep in the same room with the family’s 14-year-old daughter. After vanishing from the house, the accused went to Epworth near Harare where he sought refuge at Tatenda Kanazache’s house, but his host soon became suspicious and reported him to the police.

Upon arrest, the boy who was still dressing as a girl, gave his name as Anna Muzhuzha. He was linked to the theft case reported in Chinhoyi after police searched him and discovered that he was in fact a boy. The boy has since appeared before Chinhoyi magistrate Miss Nyasha Kuture where he pleaded guilty to theft .Mrs Mapuranga told the court that she never suspected anything about the accused whom she let sleep in the same room with her daughter.

Asked if her daughter would change her clothes in the accused’s presence, Mrs Mapuranga said that was the case, but added that the boy never took off his clothes in her daughter’s presence. In his defence, the accused said he acted in that way because he was an orphan and lived on the streets.

A man from Hwange has been arraigned for allegedly inserting his finger into the privates of his married neighbour through her bedroom window while her husband slept. Hlonipho Sibanda (35) of Empumalanga suburb appeared before Hwange regional magistrate Mrs Dambudzo Malunga yesterday facing indecent assault charges. He pleaded not guilty and was remanded in custody to today for continuation of trial.

Sibanda said the woman fabricated the allegations against him because he rebuked her about her extra marital affairs. “She is lying and fabricating these charges because I refused to take a letter to her boyfriend when she asked me to do so. I told her she is a married woman and I don’t condone such behaviour and she got angry. She wants to fix me (sic),” he said.Sibanda said he was a happily married man and would never go after a neighbour’s wife.


Prosecuting, Mr Bheki Tshabalala said Sibanda caressed the woman and inserted a finger into her privates through a window while she was asleep with her husband. “On October 25, 2016 at around 4AM, the accused proceeded to the complainant’s place of residence,” he said. Sibanda allegedly peeped through an open window and saw the complainant and her husband sleeping.

“The complainant was sleeping near the open window and he started touching her all over the body. The accused then inserted his finger several times into her privates. “The woman woke up thinking it was her husband but was shocked to find it was her neighbour Sibanda,” Mr Tshabalala said. He said the woman screamed and her husband woke up. Sibanda allegedly fled from the scene. The Chronicle

By Gift Phiri The First Family’s holiday break in the Far East has already been branded a PR disaster after the couple allegedly salted away millions for the annual jamboree after scaling back financial perks for public sector employees, and as First Lady Grace Mugabe is under fire for purchasing a $1,3m diamond ring through a Lebanese dealer Jamal Ahmed.


The ring was said to be the couple’s 20-year wedding anniversary present.News reports claimed that the first family has spent $6 million of Zimbabwe taxpayers’ money on the latest vacation, which has seen it shuttling between Singapore, Dubai, Hong Kong and China. Branding her “a vacation junkie”, analysts and opposition parties said the 51-year-old mother-of-four has been indulging in jet-setting, five-star hotels, and splashing out on expensive trips.

While the 92-year-old President Robert Mugabe and his wife do pay for some of their personal expenses from their own pocket, the amount paid by the couple is “dwarfed by the overall cost to the public”. She is also often criticised for her pricey, high-end wardrobe, and is considered one of the best-dressed ladies in the country — with the price tags to prove it — with her sartorial spending inviting ridicule.Her backers flatter her as a “fashion icon” on a “mission to make the world a better place for orphaned children.”

She runs the Amai Grace Mugabe Children’s Home in Mazowe housing 98 homeless and orphaned children. “If we are to nurture the children into good citizens, then it means we have to do all we can to give them necessary support,” she said in a recent interview. But some believe Grace’s lifestyle is lavish at the cost of the people of Zimbabwe, one of the poorest countries in southern Africa. To her supporters, she is glamorous, beautiful, charitable and royal, but to many of her citizens, she is extravagant, meddling and possibly off-rails. Political commentators claim Grace and her husband Mugabe, purchase “swanky stuff … constantly” and “on Zimbabweans’ dime”.

According to pictures circulating on social media platforms, the First Family was joined by Mnangagwa and his wife Auxillia in some resort place believed to be in the Far East.

Speaking on the $6m for the trip and the diamond ring, senior consultant at the International Crisis Group, Piers Pigou said: “Both examples reflect different aspects of profligacy by the first family and a related lack of accountability that, at a time of profound and widespread deprivation among ordinary Zimbabweans and much-needed austerity, further damage their image both domestically and internationally.”

The jaunts come as Mugabe has skirted the issue of bonuses for government workers in one of the most drastic measures yet to save money at a time of one of the worst financial crises that has seen government racking up a record budget deficit.

It also comes as the economy is collapsing; cash and fuel supplies dwindling, and State coffers dry that the regime struggles to pay salaries or bonuses, with public-sector strikes, street protests, and desertions by key allies.

Stephen Chan, a professor of world politics at the School of Oriental and African Studies at the University of London told the Daily News: “Now is not a moment for conspicuous consumption by leaders or their families in any part of the world.

“Whether the money involved was earned by legitimate business or not, examples of modesty are important to a struggling population.”

The first lady has drawn comparisons at home to Imelda Marcos, who fled the Philippines at the climax of the army-backed “people power” revolt in 1986 and left behind staggering amounts of personal belongings, clothes and art objects at the palace, including at least 1 220 pairs of shoes.




Opposition People’s Democratic Party (PDP) vice president Kucaca Phulu said: “It shows the gross disrespect for the common people and the extent to which a party that purports to be a revolutionary party is actually exploiting us just as we were exploited by the colonial masters.

“They will face the fate of Imelda Marcos and others who have taken their people for granted in the past.”

One such purchase by Grace was a ring encrusted with diamonds and costing almost $1,3 million which she later rejected, opting to have a refund.

The matter came to light after Ahmed dragged her to the courts as his properties were confiscated by the first lady over the issue.

Last week, the High Court ordered Grace off Ahmed’s three properties which are in Harare’s leafy suburbs within 24 hours.

The first lady’s lawyer, Wilson Manase, has said he would challenge the provisional order but Ahmed’s lawyer Beatrice Mtetwa, insisted that the first lady was in contempt of court, arguing a provisional order cannot be appealed against.

“The first lady’s defiance of a court order clearly shows that the political system in Zimbabwe, especially the State institutions that must hold politically-exposed persons accountable and prevent them from pursuing naked, self interest, have collapsed,” said academic Maureen Kademaunga.

“The system has atomised and chaos has become the new normal and because of this individualistic and unaccountable people like the first lady can get away with murder.

“The first family’s unchecked excesses have for long contributed to the intractable poverty of our people. Without a complete change of government and an aggressive programme to reform State institutions, we will forever be at the receiving end of this abuse.”

A social commentator who declined to be named said Grace’s diamond ring story is a tale of arrogant extravagance in the face of a starving nation.

“Her behaviour has shown how the nation has been dehumanised and taken for granted by an elite bent on milking Zimbabwe to the last drop.

“She represents a class that has turned Zimbabwe into a lucrative fish pond where only she and those facilitating and protecting this patronising pillage can catch the fish.

“The net result is the trickling down on corruption to all sectors of the civil service and the poor will suffer to eternity,” he said.

MDC spokesperson Obert Gutu said Mugabe and his family want to lead a swanky and fabulous lifestyle of billionaires or some other such filthy rich celebrities when in actual fact they have successfully managed to ransack and loot the national economy of Zimbabwe; in the process leaving more than 90 percent of the population living as destitute and tramps in their own country.

“It really boggles the mind how the first family can have the audacity and temerity to go on a $6 million State-funded extended holiday in Singapore, Hong Kong, China and Dubai when millions of Zimbabweans are wallowing in abject poverty.

“These people are shameless. They have got absolutely no conscience. The Zanu PF regime, fronted by Robert and Grace Mugabe, is a disgrace to all of us Zimbabweans. These people should simply go!”

Peter Maregere, a peace and security analyst and doctoral researcher, said beyond the mere condemnation, extravagance and intransigence that goes with these obscene expenditures, the broader issues around the designing and implementation of institutions of governance that are transparent, accountable and responsive with clear and unadulterated recall mechanisms, remains a yawning gap in the country’s democratic endeavour.

“That such astronomical figures can be spent without remorse, without having regard to the context and the predicament within which the country finds herself in, is a serious indictment to ‘our’ leadership model as a nation,” Meregere told the Daily News.

“Inevitably reproving the individuals and not viewing this as a societal misnomer with the audacity of condemning the futures of our children needs careful trading.

“Invariably, this demands our collective effort in designing sustainable democratic solutions — a systemic process that is more heuristic and holistic in nature to accommodate both individualistic and societal approaches in the promotion of thought leadership located within the institutions I alluded to above.” Daily News

The Story of Olinda and Stunner should serve as a lesson to all Zimbabweans especially the women. Generally Zimbabweans are known for their crab mentality, AKA pull down mentality. Olinda Just happens to be a victim of such, A person thought to be a friend fed Olinda with wrong information, lies that did not have a single piece of evidence. This has happened to many Zimbabwean women, their marriages have been destroyed because they chose to listen to their friends, most Zimbabwean women let their friends make decisions for them always.



I can relate to that same situation, i had a wife and the union got destroyed because she listened to friends. You would have situations where people calling my wife telling her "we are seeing your husband now now, he is with another girl". In really they would have seen me at a certain location alone but when they called my wife they say he is with a girl, Now when my wife calls mi and asks me where are you, ill tell her the place and it will make whatever falsehood she heard seem true.
We can not blame Olinda for falling victim to lairs and haters. These haters know where to press and when to press buttons, women are emotional creatures and when angry they dong think straight up, They can kill someone or kill themselves, they can burn things, go to police, expose secrets, etc etc.
Who doesn't agree with me that when  Zimbabwean couples acquire wealth and property women always say "my"? My house, my cars, my farm, my property, etc.

Who does most of the purchases in a husband and wife setup? isnt it the wife? Stunner is a celebrity, he cant be seen buying pots or blankets. A lot of EXs and Wife wannabes got mad when Stunner got married and paid 16,000 Lobola and they are still trying. Anyone can claim to be Stunners girlfriend but a mere claim doesn't make it true. Celebrity's wives should remain unknown to avoid problems and drama, more like how Winky D's wife is unknown

Evil Woman Raps and Abuses 13 year old son's friend

Old Enough to be her Grandfather and Young Enough to be his granddaughter, Against all odds, Love or What? Is the girl Pokello's Sister or they just share the same surname? On taking not even a close look at her photos she definitely looks like the controversial Pokello.


Who are we to Judge isnt it said that love has no boundaries?

Lady Squanda repent, The Lord is angry. Hand yourself over to the police, Just saying sorry is not enough, and as long as you are still in hiding you have not yet repented.

All that is happening to Ladie Squanda is spiritual, We see that in the bible the significance of feet is great.
Ladie Squanda lost her anointing to Skimbo ,
Mary Magdalene kissed and washed Jesus feet with her tears and wiped them with her hair, When she did that she was delivered from 7 demons and her brother Lazarus was resurrected.
In the bible we see  that feet washing is practiced in connection with the Agape and the Lord's Supper also known as holy communion .Before the supper is eaten all the communicants wash one another's feet, the brethren by themselves, and likewise the sisters by themselves.

This was done to show love and welcome the Holy Spirit because where there is love the Holy Spirit comes.Moses and the burning bush, The Holy spirit told Moses to take off his shoes because he was at a holy place, All this mean is shoes where worn to avoid people losing their anointing in an unholy place and Moses was asked to take them of at the bush because it was holly and safe from "kunokorwa tsoka" (footprint Witchcraft and spell casting). People can either be blessed or cursed through feet. Feet have a spiritual link that's why we wear shoes to avoid pple from stealing our footprints for witchcraft.
 (1) Jesus Washing the Disciples' Feet (John 13:1-17).
"At supper time" (deipnou genomenou) Jesus arose, laid aside His garments (himatia = "outer garments"), girded Himself with a towel, poured water into a basin, and began to wash and wipe the feet of the disciples.
(2) Peter's Objection.
"Simon Peter .... saith unto him, Lord, dost thou wash my feet (su mou nipteis tous podas)? Jesus answered .... What I do thou knowest not now; but thou shalt understand hereafter. Peter saith unto him, Thou shalt never wash my feet." Whereupon Jesus said:
"If I wash thee not, thou hast no part with me."

I was hurt upon coming across this sad story online, i asked myself WHERE IS SOCIAL WELFARE?? just 500 bucks?

A partially blind woman has ventured into prostitution claiming she wants to raise money for eye surgery.
The woman, who only identified herself as Kelly of Chitungwiza, told H-Metro that she wanted to raise US$500 needed for her treatment and has engaged her lover to protect her.
“My life is no longer the same following the passing on of my mother and this forced me into prostitution my brother,” said Kelly.
“I have no problem of accommodation since I am renting a room with my boyfriend Elton in Unit K Chitungwiza and he is the one who keeps all the money I receive from the men I render services to.
“Elton makes sure he records all the vehicle registration numbers of motorists who hire me and makes sure I am secured.
“I used to stay in Epworth before relocating to Chitungwiza with my boyfriend. Tinomwa chibhodhoro husiku hwose kuti tisanyanyonzwa chando.
“After raising the money I do not see myself continuing in se_x work because the life is not good at all and some of the clients want to take advantage of me to give me peanuts.

“It is not a good method to raise money though but I was left without any other option until I agreed with my boyfriend.
“If I find someone to help me I will not continue in the streets. I will invite you home for more detail since I cannot disclose everything in the presence of these ladies; after all I am here for business, ndipewo dollar rekutenga sadza,” said Kelly accompanied by another thigh vendor identified only as Rachel.
Kelly told H-Metro that she comes from Mudzi where most of her relatives live but has since stopped visiting them.
Elton confirmed cohabiting with Kelly saying he makes sure Kelly’s clients do not take advantage of her blindness.
“I record those who engage Kelly for security purposes and I make sure she is kept warm by collecting pieces of cardboard boxes to make fire,” he said.
Rachel told H-Metro that she helps Kelly by holding her hand when approaching her potential clients saying most of the clients are after young ladies.
“Kelly is getting more customers and we have agreed with all hookers around this place that we must not compete with her since she is after raising money for eye surgery,” said Rachel.
“I give her a hand leading her to her clients because it will be dark since she is blind ini ndakatanga ndichinyara ndaizoti ndadhakwa ndotanga kuseka varume vanouya but these days I am now a senior,” said Rachel.
Source-H Metro

Promoter Simbarashe “BodySlam” Chakare moved swiftly and announced that he had dropped Lady Squanda from the list of artists touring the UK in September. Bodyslam UK Tour Madirirano team watched Lady Squanda Video of abuse,
we are truly upset and we do not promote behavior like such so she is totally dropped from the tour for September, will try to fix the lineup with some1 who is suitable,” he said.







In an ironic twist to the saga Chakare announced that Skimbo would now be replacing Squanda on the UK tour. “Bodyslam Uk Tour Madirirano team have replaced Sqaunda with Skimbo and Darula final decision pamamonya ipapo topinda,” he said in a statement. Police in Zimbabwe are hunting for Zimdancehall singer Sandra Muchaneta Gazi, also known as Lady Squanda, after a comedian she assaulted on Wednesday filed a police report on Sunday.

Source Nehandaradio.com

Harare Police and Vendors Clash

Harare Police and Vendors Clash

Evan Mawarire at Court